Blech

I feel kind of sick, and I think it has something to do with all of this stupid technology. My stomach hurts because I spend so much time in front of my computer. I want to go out into the world and forget about this so-called interweb. It just makes things more complicated, most people think it makes things easier, but that's a lie. I liked it better when I had to look words up in the dictionary and read my encyclopedias. Why is the world moving at 5,000 miles per second? I am going to slow down. Kthnxbye.